Hey Assbutt!

vardaesque:

get it sister marjorie

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And so I slowly admit to myself that I have, yet again, fallen for another fictional character…

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Look, I don’t want a stupidly mushy fanfic where everything goes right, but could we at least dull down the second hand embarrassment please??

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carryonmy-assbutt:

fricklesfrackles-letsfrickackles:

domina-domina-omnimalum:

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hereghostyghosty:

jordaamn:

johnstridur:

adriofthedead:

thesunmaid:

parents making sex jokes

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grandparents making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds

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NINE

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NEIN

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Welcome to tumblr where we go from parents making sex jokes to sassy Hitler in 0.6 seconds

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fuckyeahcaptainamericapolyamory:

#clearly a competing vineyards au is needed #bucky is from the old and established family #the first born son entrusted with all the responsibility of running the family vineyards #and maintaining the good name #sam is the young upstart #that purchased the land from a dying brand #and is revitalizing it to capture public attention #steve is a respected wine taster and critic #whose review could make or break a vintage #he used to be a close friend of bucky’s #until misunderstanding and ust drove a wedge between them #now he’s back in town and hotter than ever #and bucky has to watch as the man he’s secretly loved for most of his life #is seduced by sam and his wine #but if we know bucky he’s not going down without a fight #ends in ot3 #idk you guys (via actualmenacebuckybarnes)

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castiels-feathery-butt:

blameitonthesilence:

#this will forever be one of my favorite things sam has said

#it’s so much funnier when you remember that Chuck is God #Sam basically just told God that if he carried on writing the Bible he’d shoot him

#and God got scared

C O M I N G   S O O N

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imagine-jim-bones-and-spock:

imagine spock going back to vulcan to be honored with an award for scientific excellency or whatever

and even though its an award ceremony its still very solemn theres no clapping or cheering when people come on stage

finally its spocks turn and as he bows to the high priest and straightens up to receive his medal he hears a REALLY LOUD whistle from the audience

and he turns around and jims in the middle of all these stone faced vulcans like

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"I’m an adult, but not like a real adult"

—anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)
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faithful-viewer:

Doctor/Sherlock parallels | I don’t like not knowing.

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wearyvoices:

Is this real? Or has this been happening inside my head?

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pottersir:

“The key to Luna is that she has that unbelievably rare quality of actually not giving a damn what anyone else thinks of her.” - J.K. Rowling

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